My job tonight was the official clothing designer or rather clothes picker-outer. How is it possible to always have naked Barbies? They always seem to either just have a shirt or bottom on, never both. Shoes, they don't stay on, so I find them in the most random places. Lauryn's mouth cannot be one of them so they have met their demise in the garbage. As of now, today, all Barbies are fully-clothed and barefoot. Thank goodness they're not barefoot and pregnant, we would have a major problem. See that 1 Ken doll? The girls told me tonight he was the brother to all of the girl Barbie's (poor guy), the dad died and the mom barbie is the one in the wedding dress. All Mom's wear wedding dresses their whole life, right? At least it would keep your weight in check. Hmmm, something to ponder.
Friday, January 29, 2010
Fully Clothed
BARBIES!
My job tonight was the official clothing designer or rather clothes picker-outer. How is it possible to always have naked Barbies? They always seem to either just have a shirt or bottom on, never both. Shoes, they don't stay on, so I find them in the most random places. Lauryn's mouth cannot be one of them so they have met their demise in the garbage. As of now, today, all Barbies are fully-clothed and barefoot. Thank goodness they're not barefoot and pregnant, we would have a major problem. See that 1 Ken doll? The girls told me tonight he was the brother to all of the girl Barbie's (poor guy), the dad died and the mom barbie is the one in the wedding dress. All Mom's wear wedding dresses their whole life, right? At least it would keep your weight in check. Hmmm, something to ponder.
My job tonight was the official clothing designer or rather clothes picker-outer. How is it possible to always have naked Barbies? They always seem to either just have a shirt or bottom on, never both. Shoes, they don't stay on, so I find them in the most random places. Lauryn's mouth cannot be one of them so they have met their demise in the garbage. As of now, today, all Barbies are fully-clothed and barefoot. Thank goodness they're not barefoot and pregnant, we would have a major problem. See that 1 Ken doll? The girls told me tonight he was the brother to all of the girl Barbie's (poor guy), the dad died and the mom barbie is the one in the wedding dress. All Mom's wear wedding dresses their whole life, right? At least it would keep your weight in check. Hmmm, something to ponder.
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5 comments:
Poor Ken just can't catch a break!
Fun post! I agree...Barbie's shoes are worthless!!!
We do have one shoe at our house. Showed up on our kitchen counter. What color? Pink of course! ~Liana
Ha!! Love this.
Great post!! I just laugh, because I felt like I was reading a post about myself....ha!
See you all soon.
Love, Aunt Meg
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